Charles G. Hogg Takes the Dirty Award From Punxsutawney Phil

By Dirty Dan

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In an effort to outshine his arch rival in weather prediction, Staten Island’s famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg (his name even sounds like it’s from Staten Island) “inexplicably bit” Mayor Michael Bloomberg this morning during the annual Groundhog Day ceremony.  He drew blood, and in effect, told Punx. Phil to go fuck a goat.

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