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Happy St. Patty’s Day!

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Our Government is Dirty and I’m Mad As Hell!

By Dirty Dan

This is an interesting, brief article, and accompanying video clip.  It shows just how bad it hasn’t even gotten out there.  What’s sad about this ‘recession’ is that the government has known about all of these red flags for decades, but nobody did anything about it because you can’t get elected by speaking reality.  Nobody wants to hear how they’ve been spending too much money that they don’t have.

In order to get elected, you have to please the masses, which, in this case, are people who are in more debt than they can handle.  So, in essence, the government is currently in the process of trying to make it less painful in the near term by forgoing economic prosperity in the future.   

The latest round of government spending is a $250 billion dollar effort to slow the process of home foreclosures.  What NEEDS to happen is the price of the average home has to come down to an affordable level.  But that would hurt a bunch of people idiots who have invested too much in their homes (many of whom were hoping to flip them right as the housing market turned).   

Whether these people live in their homes or not, they should be forced to foreclose if they need to.  Buying a house is an investment.  Like anything else, there is risk involved.  You may make money, you may lose it.  That’s EXACTLY why I have chosen not to buy a house over the past five years.  But who would get elected by telling those people that they’re screwed?   What annoys me most of all about this economic slump is that it wasn’t a lack of information on the government’s part, it was a blatant attempt to get votes that led our government officials to turn their heads.  Instead of letting the market correct itself, the politicians are trying to interfere…  In the entire history of our country, that has NEVER worked in a positive way.

Dirty Brits Procreate Like It’s Nobody’s Business.

By Dirty Dan

13 year old baby

Just when you thought this world was fucked up enough.  Less than a week after some dumb bitch in California made headlines for having children # 7-15 in one sitting– even though she can’t afford her first 6- this headline comes out of England.  No word on whether this story is true or not, but if it is, it appears as though the Brits are trying to compete with us for the ‘World’s Dumbest People’ Award.  A 13 year old boy and his 15 year old girlfriend had unprotected sex about 9 months ago.  The rest, you can predict.  The kid, ahem, father, looks more like he’s 8 years old.  I guess that means that the baby will grow up to look young, assuming the parents don’t accidentally kill him or something.  How do children so young decide to keep a baby?  There are just so many things wrong with this.  Well, in my opinion, I guess.  Technically, if they were old enough to conceive, I guess that makes it scientifically plausible.  I don’t know that that makes it right though.


In Any Event, Happy Valentines.  Do us all a favor today.  If you can’t afford- or understand- children, try not to conceive.

Dirty Valentine

By Dirty Dan

An oldy, but a goodie.  Valentines Day Cartoon by David Firth.

Michael Phelps Endorses Marijuana

By Dirty Dan


In an effort to bring the legalization of marijuana one step closer to reality, Michael Phelps recently smoked a 3 foot bong and allowed someone to take a picture, submit it to the media, and show the entire world.  

What better way to promote all of the great things that marijuana does than by showing a world record olympic swimmer using the product?  I bet marijuana didn’t even have to pay for this endorsement.  Kudos to Phelps.  I was having a real hard time jumping on the Phelps bandwagon during the olympics, but now I think I can say that I like this guy.

Some of the best things in life are free…

Observation by Dirty Dick

Morning y’all, This observation has alittle positive tone to it! I found myself driving into Newark the other day… Yes yes good old Brick City!!! I saw a few street folk tearin’ up a bumpster on a side street. Your probably asking yourself why is Dirty Dick F%#kin around in back allies of Newark. Hmmm I don’t really have a good answer for you. BUT (It will happen to you some day) Anyway back to the story at hand. I realized that they were not only trying to get food, clothing and fun party favors for there next shindig they seem like they were looking for insulation for there new found home further down the street. A few minutes last they walked away with huge grins on their faces. I was happy to see that even in the darkest times in life people still can come out with a smile on there face. Accomplishing what you want in life can be the most exciting, positive and awarding things when we work together and some of the best things in life are free!!!


 Lets make 2009 a better place and work on the more positive ideas in this world!!!

Dirty Dick

You never know what your going to get....

You never know what your going to get....