By Dirty Dan
Just when you thought this world was fucked up enough. Less than a week after some dumb bitch in California made headlines for having children # 7-15 in one sitting– even though she can’t afford her first 6- this headline comes out of England. No word on whether this story is true or not, but if it is, it appears as though the Brits are trying to compete with us for the ‘World’s Dumbest People’ Award. A 13 year old boy and his 15 year old girlfriend had unprotected sex about 9 months ago. The rest, you can predict. The kid, ahem, father, looks more like he’s 8 years old. I guess that means that the baby will grow up to look young, assuming the parents don’t accidentally kill him or something. How do children so young decide to keep a baby? There are just so many things wrong with this. Well, in my opinion, I guess. Technically, if they were old enough to conceive, I guess that makes it scientifically plausible. I don’t know that that makes it right though.
In Any Event, Happy Valentines. Do us all a favor today. If you can’t afford- or understand- children, try not to conceive.